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Do they still have that cake where all you had to do was add water in the makeshift paper baking pan and then you microwaved it and squeezed out the frosting from a pouch? That sh!t was yummy. Quick check...looks like they took it off the market. Surely, it was pure chemicals...and as a kid, we made it all the effing time. Baking is soothing, Ororo. You may want to play with it one day. And there are tons of microwave mug cake recipes now. (I haven't owned a microwave in decades because I think they are trash, but I love to make a quick bake cake with a ripe banana and chocolate protein powder. It's closer to a molten lava cake that a sponge, but delightful in a pinch.) xo

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I vaguely remember that. LOL. And yes, I've heard of the microwave mug cakes. I've never tried them, but that may be the only baking I do since it's so damn easy. LOL While I have a sweet tooth, I prefer it when other people bake it.

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Stir & Frost! It finally game to me! And I prefer the confections of others, as well. But since I’m grain-free, that leaves me with 1 bakery who makes things I can eat…or I have to make them myself. It’s no fun being “special”. LOL. xo

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Ok, that doesn't ring a bell. LOL

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Of course, I got the chocolate cake. xo

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Because chocolate cures everything.

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‘Cept food poisoning. If only! xo

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OK, I love this post so much because you are the absolute queen of letting your freak-flag fly! From reading the Beastmaster's mind to scolding Mia Sara about unicorns (Mia Sara, you stupid bitch! Why didn’t you listen to Tom?) to the beans and cottage cheese concoction--this level of pure honesty is hella refreshing, lol :)

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Bwaha! I feel a Rick James song coming on.... although I'm not that kind of freak. Glad you love the honesty. Would totally be the Beastmaster as long as the snakes sound like Angelina Jolie, the spiders sound like Awkwafina (or maybe Emma Stone? I love her, too), and the sharks sound like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. LOL

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You've got some weird habits. I love that you know they're weird. Self awareness is very important. Hehe. My habits that are probably weird to most are all my food intolerances. I always prided myself on NOT being high maintenance and then I hit 50.

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I do have weird habits. Not sure where they came from because neither one of my parents do those things.

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