When self-care lit*er*al*ly involves a low-key celebration of your life on this planet

When you think another author has lit*er*al*ly stolen your book cover (and you're all WHAT. THE. FUCK?)

When someone lit*er*al*ly offers you the opportunity to co-write a book (imposter syndrome activated!)

When self-care lit*er*al*ly involves a rock orchestra

When you lit*er*al*ly get to experience what it's like to live with dementia

When you lit*er*al*ly join the Resistance (not the Star Wars one, but the bean-shaped shoe one)

When stress lit*er*al*ly manifests into a minor shingles flareup

When your ultimate vision of Heaven lit*er*al*ly involves a cloned Jason Statham

What I did while I was lit*er*al*ly on hiatus

When you lit*er*al*ly need to take a moment (or 3)

My Substack Summer...Lit*er*al*ly

When it's lit*er*al*ly your one-year anniversary on Substack